6.5.10

From my computer to yours

I’m in the middle of organizing back all my things and file in this computer and suddenly I found all these cute notes and like to share with u guys. All these are not mine, maybe from the previous user of this computer. Hope he/she didn’t mind of sharing this ^_^ peace

Top reasons why ladies are still single boohooo

  1. the nice men are ugly.
  2. the handsome men are not nice.
  3. the handsome and nice men are gay.
  4. the handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
  5. the men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
  6. the men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
  7. the handsome men without money are after our money.
  8. the handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
  9. the men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are coward.
  10. the men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
  11. the men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take initiative.... NOW WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANTS MEN???

p/s : erkkkk no comment lah

Sharing is Caring

  1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
  2. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
  3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
  4. When you say, "I love you," mean it.
  5. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.
  6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
  7. Believe in love at first sight.
  8. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
  9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
  10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
  11. Don't judge people by their relatives.
  12. Talk slowly but think quickly.
  13. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
  14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
  15. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
  16. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
  17. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
  18. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
  19. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
  20. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
  21. Spend some time alone.

p/s : i love to read all these, at least it cured my hati yang berdarah ouchhh

Luv,

2 comments:

mama_umar_maryam said...

hehehe,mar,aku suke part yg smile when u pick up the phone tu =)it is true

HaNiE said...

haah, cute je kan tapi memang kalo kita senyum mst suara kita dlm phone manis jek, kalo tgh marah mst la sore kita jadi garang secara otomatik... hua hua hua